WINGNUTS HAVE HIJACKED MY BLOG!

Just because I’ve been busy with this thing I call a life and have let my blog become inactive doesn’t give the wingnuts the right to steal it! I suspect it was the PowerTool guys who hacked in and started posting their ignorant hate. The wingnuts sure complained when a liberal played a joke on that Kennedy blog (not one of the good Kennedys). I bet none of the hypocrites come to my defense.

I HATE THE HOMELESS

When are we going to clear the homeless out of here? I can’t stand looking at them and they are befouling my favorite White Castles.

I LOVE TIM PAWLENTY

I love Tim Pawlenty and would like to have gay sex with him even though I hate gays. I would love Michelle Bachman if I were a woman.

DITTOS!

I agree with Rush! I love the echo chamber where I’m not challenged by other more intelligent views.

I HATE SCHOOLS

I don’t want to pay for children I don’t even know to go to school. They can learn everything they need to know on the streets.

EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A COMMIE TRAITOR

If you don’t agree with me you are a commie traitor even though you are a decorated war hero and I am a chicken hawk.

KILL KILL KILL

Let’s go kill all of the Arabs in the Middle East. I mean you, not me because I’m a chicken hawk.

I HATE TAXES

I pay too many taxes even though I’m rich and can afford them. I am a member of the Tax Evaders Militia. I want the poor people to pay my taxes for me and then I want to cut services to them so they all starve.

I LOVE GAS

I just bought a new big hummer that I leave idling even when I’m not using it to burn as much gas as possible so I can justify invading the innocents of the Middle East and stealing their gas and so I can justify befouling ANWR with my dirty oil rigs. I feel like my trunk is bigger already.

GOD HATES YOU

God told me that he hates you if you are not a Republican.

I HATE NEWSPAPERS

I hate newspapers because they speak truth to power and challenge my privileged world view. I would much rather read blogs that rationalize my greedy lifestyle.

I LOVE GREED

Give me money, money, money. More, more, more, I can never have enough! And don’t even think about trying to tax any of it!

CLOSE THE LIBRARIES

Close all of those expensive libraries before someone learns something for free.

I LOVE SMOKE

I want to kill waiters and waitresses with my second hand smoke. If I have to die, I’m taking some innocents with me.