I AM NOT A MONKEY

I am so not a monkey. Here are the top seven things that prove I am not a monkey.

7. I am not part of the right wing noise machine.
6. I don’t eat dinner with people.
5. I rarely post on my blog.
4. I hate the daisy chain right wing noise machine.
2. I am descended from poor Irish sod busters.
1. I hate bananas.