I Am Also Not An Evil Little Gay Man

After Anders sentenced me to a diversity refresher course, I'm not allowed to say who is, but here are seven reasons that I am not:

7. I am six feet tall.
6. I am not part of the right wing noise machine.
5. I've fathered far more than one child, with multiple women.
4. I like heterosexual pornography.
3. I play hockey.
2.I like to visit strip clubs with exotic female dancers.
1. Did I mention that I am six feet tall?

Nevertheless, we should allow evil little gay men to marry each other.