The Bloggers Have Violated My House!

I am in the process of selling my house. Last weekend this entailed having an "open house" where prospective buyers could come in and look around. Unfortunately, at least one right wing blogger violated their so-called free-trade principles and endeavored to ruin my foray into the real-estate marketplace.

When I arrived home after the open house, it was apparent that someone had made use of my master bathroom. It took nearly a full can of Lysol to render it usable. I am sure that person was a blogger, probably one of those nasty "Frat boys."